Archive for January 1st, 2014
May you have a fruitful and colorful year
This morning’s post was all words, so here to balance the verbal with the visual is a photograph showing (yet again) a colorful flameleaf sumac, Rhus lanceolata, now with fruit prominent enough for you to see the details. As was true for some other photographs shown here recently, this one is from a thankfully undeveloped property behind Seton Northwest Hospital; the date was November 14, 2013.
© 2014 Steven Schwartzman
A new round of frolicking with search criteria
Following in the tradition of the fun post from New Year’s Day 2012 and the fun post from New Year’s Day 2013, here are a few of the things that people typed into their search engines during the past year that ended up bringing them to this blog. Sometimes the search engine did a great job of figuring out what the person wanted, sometimes it misled the searcher, and other times anybody would have a hard time figuring out what the searcher wanted. My response to each search string appears indented below it.
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the beter sunflawer
There are no flaws in my sunflawer pictures, and you’d beter not say there are.
lost ductman mine state park
Wasn’t The Flying Ductman an opera by Wagner? By what alchemy did the search engine turn Ductman into Schwartzman?
where are greackles supost to be in december
portates made in wild flower fields
How about portraits? Or maybe you were hungry and were thinking of portatoes.
protraits of wildflowers rembrandt
You got Rembrandt right but you couldn’t spell portraits?
vicki wildflower portets
Et tu, Vicki.
fruit portraits with no people in it
At least this searcher knows how to spell portraits, but what does he have against people?
frog portraits
I’m surprised anyone wanted a frog portrait, but what the search engine led to was a photograph of a little wildflower called frog fruit.
asteronomer terning center
Frailty, thy name is spelling.
snowscpe exposure
There isn’t a single snowscape in my blog. Not even a snowscpe.
how many petals are on a firewheele
Technically speaking, zero, because each “petal” is actually a ray flower unto itself. The extra e at the end of firewheele should also go away and become a thing unto itself.
“henriette flatsetø”
I have no idea why a search for this Norwegian girl led to my blog.
clematis drummondii pod
Nice try, but Clematis drummondii doesn’t produce pods.
who sells hookers palafoxia seed
I don’t know, but I sure don’t sell palafoxia seed to any hookers.
lots en sioux huisache #9 donna tx
After the search engine ignored everything except huisache and TX, the searcher got taken to this picture.
new year is rain of pleasant
In Austin we did have some drizzle on January 1 of 2012, but rain of pleasant sounds so much more poetic than drizzle.
25 year tgp
The best I can make out is that TGP stands for Technical Glass Products. I don’t think they make any wildflowers.
what is a flower basket called
Word order matters: a flower basket isn’t a basket-flower.
j’adore sunflower
Moi too.
oltimer golden eye
I guess the search engine considers me an ol’-timer now, someone in his golden years, but still with a good eye.
do mexican hats ratabida plants spread & send out scouts
Yes, the Mexican hats send out scouts on horseback to reconnoiter the countryside.
do wasps like ragweed
I don’t know, but the search engine led the questioner to a post of mine about paper wasps building their nest on a dry giant ragweed plant. I think any similar support for the nest would have worked just as well.
are widows tears plant good luck
It was good luck for me, because I got this dynamic picture.
brown manuring in rice
I won’t go there.
dr partridge buffalo
I get the partridge and the buffalo, but the doctor stymies me.
groundsel+saxons
Will you settle for groundsel + Texans?
what weed blooms in october in brookahaven miss thats bad on allergies
Why a question about Brookhaven, Mississippi, would lead to Austin, Texas, I don’t know, but the answer is probably ragweed.
definition of texas native grasses
Definition: Texas native grasses are grasses that are native in Texas.
painted lady butterfly wisconsin
I didn’t realize that Texas had annexed Wisconsin.
birthday spanking family
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http://www.sex
zex sex
teny 19 sex mania
photos sek mania mexico
As with similar queries in 2011 and 2012, these took some (undoubtedly let down) guys to a post about the wildflower called zexmenia. What kinky thing the searchers had in mind, I have no idea. If any of you do, shame on you.
body wax drop
What the person got taken to was a picture of two ants trapped in a drop of sunflower resin.
promiscuous louisianica
Make that Proboscidea louisianica. The plant may be the devil’s claw, but does that make it promiscuous? Or maybe it’s those wild folks in New Orleans.
pictures of snow on mountains
All the searcher got was a hot-weather view of the wildflower called snow-on-the-mountain.
grackle bird houston
Houston, Boston, Austin: they’re all the same place, aren’t they?
places without ragweed
But the search engine took you to Austin, the allergy capital of America, with lots of common ragweed and giant ragweed.
bluebells flowers “long island”
The bluebells are from Texas and I’m from Long Island.
why white heron comes inland?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
clarity of a bird
I don’t know what the searcher was after, but the query led to a post about a grackle on a metal fence, and beneath the photograph was a version of my usual caption: “Click for better color, clarity, and size.”
jack loticus snake rhyme
No post of mine mentions Jack Loticus or the rhyme he invented so people could distinguish a coral snake, which is venomous, from some similar-looking snakes that aren’t venomous. You can check out the original rhyme and some variants here.
middle east flowers and buds
Austin is more or less in the middle eastern part of Texas, but somehow I doubt that’s what the searcher had in mind.
flowers of the world
What a great example of narrowing your search string. When I tried this phrase I got 191 million hits.
google map of lake ontario
The searcher must have been surprised that “my” Lake Ontario was formed by clouds over Austin.
темная оса
That’s tyemnaya osa, Russian for ‘dark wasp.’ The day this search term turned up, no one was led to a post about a wasp. The viewed post closest to that was about an Argiope spider.
what leaf when spirals freezes
Make that 1 for 2 for the search engine: I showed a picture of a willow leaf spiral but I assure you nothing was freezing outdoors in Texas in September.
elm leaf tattoo
The search engine apparently thought that my picture of a new cedar elm leaf would make for a good tattoo.
metaphysics of yucca plant
I’ve gotten stuck by the sharp tips of yucca leaves, but isn’t that pain strictly physical rather than metaphysical?
the funnel web theme park
Wow, I never knew that funnel web spiders have theme parks. I guess it gets boring to be a funnel web spider, what with molting and eating insects and all that kinda stuff, so they need theme parks for amusement.
(il mourut poursuivant une haute aventure; il eut pour le brûler des astres le plus beau)
I tried this search in Google on April 6, and the eighth hit was my post about two ants trapped in a drop of sunflower resin. In the post I quoted a French poem from 1573 about Icarus, who in Greek legend dared to fly too close to the sun wearing wings attached to his body with wax, which melted and caused his doom. The ants and the sunflower were a bonus for the searcher.
çınar yaprağı
This Turkish phrase means ‘sycamore leaf,’ so let’s give credit to the search engine not only for translating that into English but also finding my blog post.
yayla çiçekleri
And this Turkish phrase means ‘spring flowers.’ I can’t be sure which post the person got taken to, but that day there were three page views from Turkey and three viewings of a Texas mountain laurel post.
nanas ungu
This Indonesian phrase means ‘purple pineapple.’ The search engine popped up a post about eryngo. Did the searcher know enough English to read the text and understand that what looks like a purple pineapple is actually a small flower head that has nothing to do with pineapples? (Et pour vous qui parlez français, vous reconnaissez que le mot nanas correspond à ananas.) (And if you don’t speak French, I pointed out that the Indonesian word for ‘pineapple’ is very similar to the French word for ‘pineapple.’)
паслен цветы тычинки
This Russian phrase translates as “nightshade flower(s) stamens.” Strangely, although I do have posts showing that, none of them appeared in the list of pages viewed on the same day as the query. And here’s an interesting bit of language: the Russian noun цвето (tsveto) means ‘color,’ but the plural цветы (tsveti) means ‘flowers.’
wild flowers фото
Why would someone who knows enough to write wild flowers in English write photo in Russian?
can u eat a spider crab in darwin
Can u find a crab spider in Schwartzman? Yes—at least in his blog.
virginia state leaf
I’ve heard of an official state flower but never an official state leaf. Talk about micro-managing. But what can you expect from a state that used to make you get your car inspected twice a year?
sometimes still i cannot keep
Sometimes reply I cannot make.
austin daily flower false
I don’t know what kind of aspersions you’re casting there, bud, but all my Austin daily flowers are real.
squirrels coming house
My squirrels staying roof. No coming house. People coming house.
elm leaf meaning
I sometimes get philosophical, but wondering what an elm leaf means is too philosophical even for me.
vulture pronounce
Quoth the vulture: “Nevermore!”
redbud trees near mt. shasta
I guess the redbud trees in Austin are near the ones at Mt. Shasta if you’re looking from the moon.
winter flowers of india which are rarely found in india
What’d they do, move to Florida to get away from the cold? (I once mentioned that Austin has a lot of technology companies, so it’s not unusual to see people from India here.)
abstract liquid photography
There aren’t any examples of that on my blog, unless you count trees or plants reflected in the surface of a pond or creek.
image of plant having fully thorn
Imagine me as I read this having fully smile.
do chiggers like bluebonnets
I don’t know, but I’m sorry to say they sure like me.
white things that are in the sky that look like doves
We normally call those things clouds.
william faulkner and spanish moss
I provided the plant but you’ll have to provide your own Faulkner.
where did the photographer gary moss grow up?
This led to a post about Spanish moss growing on a tree. Whether it looks like Gary, I can’t say.
dry leafs places
Whenever we have a drought here, Texas becomes one of those dry leafs places. Then all the married men scrounge for water to save the lifes of their wifes.
prairie wildflowers art
Oh, once again the search engine thinks my pictures of prairie wildflowers are art: what a smart search engine!
what goes well with a flame leaf sumac
My camera.
my frostweed didn’t split in the frost
Oh, you poor baby, you must’ve been so disappointed. Mine did.
falling through thin ice
Come to think of it, that takes less energy and is therefore less painful than crashing through thick ice.
a climber who has purple coloured flowers
Don’t you love calling a plant a who? Or maybe we’re looking for a mountain climber who wears purple flowers while climbing.
purple flower looks like it comes out of round thing with long flowers
Thanks for being so explicit.
fasciation cannabis
I think think there are a lot more people fascinated by cannabis than by fasciation.
bluebonnets, daisys, dandylions(flowers)
Lions are fine and dandy with me, just as long as they stay far away from any bluebonnets and daisies I’m photographing.
world best flower in hq clearity
I make sure my pictures have lots of clearity. In fact my blog is the world headquarters of clearity.
photography passion
That’s me!
a close at a flowers
I hope that wasn’t from a native speaker of English.
small fuzzy green plant that curls at the end whats it called
You got me, pal.
texas firewheel flower poem
Hail to you, mighty firewheel!
Your saturated red and yellow,
More colorful than a wire wheel,
Make me want to shout and bellow.
big brown furry beatle
Would that be John, Paul, George, or Ringo?
how long usps for mail “from austin to austin”
In my experience, as long as a week, alas. What this has to do with wildflowers, though, I don’t know.
steve swartzmam photography
steven swartzmann nature blog
Frailty, thy name is misspelling.
eric schwartzman wildflower photographer austin
I’ve hosted trail walks with geologist Eric Potter. Looks like his head got put on my shoulders.
famous floral photographers
Yay! The search engine thinks I’m a famous floral photographer. Silly search engine.
wordpress
Wow, out of the tens of thousands of blogs on WordPress, the search engine led someone to mine. Smart search engine.
© 2014 Steven Schwartzman
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